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Hello to all! I just want to inform you that i got a new blog and that i will not update this one anymore. my new blog is death-by-stereo.blogspot.com. Thank you

*~!Ashley Avriel Wilford!~*

This is Ashley Avriel Wilford a.k.a Panda. She was born on the 19th of September 1991. She's an awersome singer and artist!!!! Her dream is well... i dont really know. I think that she wants to be an actress or a singer. But yeah she's awersome!!! EXTREMELY spastic but awersome!!!! She is also a gorgeous girl!!! She plays guitar, abit of piano and has a awersome voice!!! She is what ignorant people would called emo. She is not an emo! Do you want to see an emo then go to the top level of hungry jack's in queen street mall!!! THAT IS FULL OF EMO!!! REAL ONES!!! Panda is not an emo she is .... umm a.... elite ninja pirate whore!!! LOL!!! Dont ask!! But yeah she's fun to be arond with and is also always there when you need someone to talk to like most of my friends. So yer... Leave a comment ad if you have any request for to feature someone or your self on my bog just lt me know!!! I lobe you all!!! (lobe is not a spelling error).
*~!Luv Me!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991

*~!Matthew John Mitchell!~*

Good evening everyone!!! Ok I told Matt that i will have an entire entry dedicated to him. So here it is. Matthew john Mitchell was born on the 9th of january 1991 (i think) and he's dream is to become a hippy and cruised around Australia in he's disgusting kombi. He's a really nice and cool guy and suprisingly he acutally CAN be mature when he wants to. He is also a cool artist and he's always there to listen if need someone to talk to. So yer...This page will mostly include photos of matt... well... umm... \ basically making a fool of him self as he always does. So yer... you have a picture of him dressed as a hobo in a recyling bin!!! (ew), one of him as ummm a slut... let's say Britney Spears (lol), one of him as an 80's whore, one of him trying to be an emo (all he did really is straightening his hair), one of him trying to be "sexy" and yeah thats pretty much it. Well if you guys would like to have an entry dedicated to you on my boring blog, then just leave a comment with some basic info about you and send me some pictures and i'll see what i can do =D. Thank you and goodnight!
*~!Luv Leilani!~*

*~!OMG 80s whore disease!!!~*

Hey everyone!!! OMG!!! I dont know if you guys have realised but there is an 80s whore disease going around!!! You mus protect you're self!!! And i have pictures to prove the desease!!!! So far as i know the following people have been affected: Matthew Shelton, Matt Mitchell, Jenny Worrall, Nadia (sorry but i dont know you last name :( lol) AND MAYBE MORE!!!!!!!!!! =O!!! The disease appear to be caused by the evil huge glasses belonging to Rhiain Yeark and Nadia!!!So if you dont know to be affected, what you can do is make appeal me!! =D And i shall protect you with my super go cat power!!! XD. So remember stay away from the glasses and you shall be spared!!! Thank you and good night!!
*~!Luv Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap and the disease of the 80s whore disease with her supergo cat power since 1991

*~!What your name REALLY "means"!~*

Good morning everyone! How are you on this lovely night? Im great!!! Have you guys ever wonder what your name REALLY means? Well nadia has the answer to that!!! Well actually she told panda who told me so yer :D. Anyways according to this my name means:

L: everyone loves me
E: Damn good kisser
I: I have a fine ass
L: everyone love me (again?!)
A: I like to drink
N: I am dead sexy
I: I have a fine ass (AGAIN?!)

T: I am loyal to those I love
H:I have pretty good personality and looks
I: I have a fine ass (WTF?! ITS LIKE THE 3RD TIME!!!>.<)
O: I am one of the best in bed
N: I am dead sexy ( AGAIN?!)

Well this was totally pointless and repetitive! But then again this blog IS totally pointless. It is the "fruit" of my boredom. lol Anyways if you guys want to find out what your name "means", all you have to do is just to follow those guide lines:

A :You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : Damn good kisser
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and looks.
I : You have a fine ass
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : Everyone loves you
M : one to have fun.
N : You are dead sexy.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin Crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready

Now you can find out what your name means and you could tell me by leaving a GOD DAMN COMMENT!!!!!!!!! Thank you :D
*~!Luv Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991
PS: How cool is that picture?! =D

*~!Best day EVER!!!!~*

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! Even though its like 6.17pm!!! LOL!! OH MY GOD!!! Today was the best day ever!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok ok ok let me tell you wat happened... Today m and rhiain went to the ekka!!! Yay and heres how it went... Me and Rhiain caught thebus from oxley to go to the Ekka. Our trip was really ummm... interesting lol... ok we were on our way to the ekka right, but then we thought that maybe we got on the wrong train. So we got off at central but but i was like "ummm let's just get back on the train andthen we'll see what happens". So i got back on the train but then the doors closed behind me as soon as i steped on the train, leaving rhiain behind me at central!!! I was like oh no what are we going to do!!! And Rhiain was like running next to the train, and yeah it was sooooooooooo scary!!! So i got off at the next stop and then i called rhiain and then she gt onthe next train and then we both met up and then we finally got to the ekka!!! Phew!!! LOL Rhiain was ok because she got stuck at central and there was heaps of people and stuff and i got stucked at Brunswick street (which is china town for the people who dont know) and there was like nooooooooooone!!! :'(. It was a really interesting trip! LOL!!! But wait theres more!!!! Me ad rhiain got tattoos (mine is the one on the pic XD its on my lower back XD)!!! XD Fake of course :D. lol Oh yeah and we went to the coffee club fashion parade and there was these really hot model guys XD an really gorgeous dresses!!! And then we also got heaps of show bags and then we went on rides and shit and it was awersome!!! After that we caught the train to central and then we went to the city and we went to the records exchange and got a massive bag of records for 5 BUCKS!!! And Me and Rhiain were soo happy!!! And then we saw this guy with this huge bleached blonde molhawk. It was awersome!!! And then we caught the bus to school and we saw kendall and walk to her house. And yeah i think thats it... NO WAIT!!! Haha when we went to get those records i just crabed a bag of random records and i got one thats called i want some pussy and me, rhiain, linzy and kendall's mom were like craking our selves laughing!!! BAHAHAHA!!! I wonder what my dad is going to say when he sees it hehe lol. Anyways im going to go now coz its the end of my story. I hope you guys enjoyed reading Me and Rhiain's adventures!!! hehe lol. DONT FORGET TO LEAVE A COMMENT!!! XD!!! Thank you and goodnight!!!
*~!Luv Lani!~* (Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991 (still lol)!~*

*~!Choose your life!~*

Greeting to my fellow people of the world of boredom! How are you guys today? Im great!! Well im just writing this entry because i would like to share with you a picture or letter or whatever you want to call it. Rhiain a.k.a Bella sended it to me and I think its hilarious!! It tells you what you should choose in life and i think i agree with it. Hehe! So yeah thats all i have to say. Dont forget to leave a comment! ENJOY!!
*~!Luv Me a.k.a Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991

*~!Crap Music!~*

Greetings to all!!!! How are you in this lovely evening? Im good excep that i have a head ace :(. Arg! Stupid winging custumers. Haha yeah just incase you guys didnt notice but yes i was working today. There was some customers winging about how there burgers were made, "I want fresh fries blah blah blah blah blah... I hope you choke on your fresh hot french fries and die!!! Or some one pokes you in the eye with a french fry. Anyways, now the reason why im typing in this entry. Have you guys ever wanted why we listen to good music (if you know me you'll know what is my definition of good music) and other people listen to crap!! I have finally found the answer. And here is where i have found it. Yesteray i went to the ABC Shop at indro and i bought the new edition of the Triple J magazine (good magazine but abit expensive $7.95). On page 12 there is an article call "Why popular = crap" by Craig Schuftan. Thank you to Mr. Schuftan we now know why some people listen to crap. Here is what the artice says:

Why popular = crap
Culture club's Craig Schuftan tells us why it's OK to hatr Australian Idol. The bad news is that protest music isn't doig anything for the world, either.

Why do so many people like bad music? When you are arguing with yor flatmate about the music they are blasting out of their room at 4am or having a tug-of-war over the car stereo with your sister, sooner or later, you're going to need a reason why their music sucks and yours doesn't.
The most common reason given is that their music is disposable pop crap, while yours is real art made by real artists. But is it really reasonable to assume that you and your mates know something about music that thousands of people around the world don't?
It's an untenable position, and one guaranteed to turn you overnight into a Class-A rock snob. But the rock-snob attitude, the firm belief that 50,000 Elvis fans can;t be right - just because there's so damn many of them - underpins a great deal of indie music journalism. The man who did most to shape th belief that pop equals crap was a philosopher from Frankfurt named Theodore Adorno.
"No matter how their products look and sound, they are successes, listeners are forced to sing them to themselves, not only because the most finely tooled machinery hammers it into them, but because te monopoly of te sound film prevents all the other musical commodities, from which they might choose something else, from reaching them."
No it's not a blog entry about Australian Idol; that's Adorno from his 1932 essay "On the social situation of music". Here, Adorno accuses the music industry of offering the public substandard? Because it's mass produced. According to Ardono, pop music uses repetition, both in the structure of the music (the recurring bassline of a hip hop track, for instance) and from one hit song to the next (putting the last line of the song before the chorus through the "intercom" effect) to appeal to the largest number of people possible.
People who like pop music might say that's none of Ardono's business and that these songs just make them feel nice inside. But that's the biggest problem of all - Adorno says that music like this is lulling you into believing that the world is OK, when in reality we are living in a nightmare of alienation created by capitalism.
And, just in case you were thinking that listening to Bright Eyes,Public Enemy. The International Noise Conspiracy or Michael Franti lets you off the hook because they are trying to make the world a better place, think again...
"All objectivist music (that's you, Franti) has the intention of diverting attention away from social conditions. It attempts to make the individual believe he's not lonely, but rather close to all others in a relationship portrayed to him by music..."
In other words, as long as you're sitting at home and singin along to protest music, you're actually feeling good about the world, because the song makes you feel that you're part of a community in which the revolution has already taken place. Meanwhile, you do nothing but buy more CDs and t-shirt, and the world stays as it is.
This might seem a little far-fetched, but imagine if he's right? What if music, which we are usually led to believe is a creative force for good, has ben lulling us into a passive, coma-like state while the world continues to get worse and we do nothing? It's like The Matrix, only with alienation instead of actual aliens. Now that's worth fighting over the stereo for. Turn it off!!
THE END

Well what didu guys think of that. I thought it was apretty interesting article thats why i thought i will share it with you guys. Now tat could be something that you can comment about. Like what you thinkof this article. Start withthat see how you go. Goodnight!
*~!Luv Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991

*~!Poems!~*

Hello dear people of the world of boredom. How are you guys in this cold evening? Im cold (haha no shit!) and tired T_T. I've been trying to think about something to write about for a new entry and thanks to the help of rhiain i now know what to write about XD. Thanx rhiain I lobe you ^^. Well rhiain sended me a nice poem i know it sounds totally emo but i think its really nice. So im going to dedicate this entry to poems. I've found heaps of nice poems from the net so I am going to share them with you i hope you'll enjoy it. Most of them are probably going to sound depressing but i still think they are nice. So here it goes.

• Say goodbye to the vows you take, say goodbye to the life you make, and say goodbye to the heart you break and all the cyanide you drank.
• The pains runs right through me, I feel it's bites teasing my heart, Chains of sadness keep my tight, My mind and soul are falling apart, Massive claws squeese my mind, they want me to go insane, my lips covered with bloody jaws, It all feels like a sick game, A liquid poison burms my body, I want to yell, I do my best, Through the reapers mouth I hear: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
• I've never known a love like yours, Nor thought it could be true, But every time i kiss your lips, I feel what love can do, With hair like silk, And lips so tender, Each moment with you, Makes my heart surrender, I couldn't live, I couldnt breathe, Without you by my side, Never will I let you go, My love will never hide, And in mu heart you'll always be, From now until forever, No matter what, no matter where, We'll always be together.
• You're the thought that starts each morning, The conclusion to each day. You are in all that i do, And everything I say. You're the smile on my face, The twinkle in my eye. The warmth inside my heart, The fullness in my life. You're the hand that's laced in mine, And the coat upon my back. My friend, my love, My shoulder to lean on. You're my silly, mature, caring, Thoughtful, bright, and honest guy. The one who holds me tightly, When i need to cry. You're the dimple in my cheek, The ever-constant tingle in my soul. The voice that makes me weak, The happiness of my life. You are all I've wanted, You are all I need. You are all I've dreamed of, You are all of this to me.
• The only way to navigate Love, Is to be lost within it, It is neither a beast to be conquered, Nor a thought to be cornered, You are a guest in its presence, A voyeur in its presence, A voyeur in the dark, So feast not, Rather be the feast, Worthy of legends, For there is no sweeter ectasy, Than the nectar, That is the yearning of your heart.
• Everything is turning to shit, Im so fed up of everything going on, Im so fed up of my self, I cannot handle myself anymore, My mistakes haunt me, My dreams scare me, I keep on running away from my problems, Im too scared, Im too scared of living, Im too scared of the future, I feel like getting away from all that is happening, I hate myself for everything I have done, I feel so alone, I have no one to turn to, I feel like running away, Running away and just being free, And not worrying about anything, I dont know what to do with my self, Im so fucking depressed.
• A warm sensation fills my body, M heart races with every touch, The softness of your voice soothes, My soul, As I lay there hoping the moment, Will never end, Calling for you, Praying that you'll never let me go, The sensation so strong, I can no longer feel my body, Slowly I fade in and out of reality, In an instant the warm sensation, Fades away, My heart empty, My soul torn apart, Lying there; wondering where I went, Wrong, Calling out for you, only to find, There is no answer, My mind invaded with thoughts, So cruel and unrefined, The sensation of fear of whats to come, Slowly the reality over powering, The lust and fantasy, Leaving me empty, Confused on how to think or fell, So wretched and compelled, Bretayal to myself, Reavealing the terrors of my love.
• When we first met, I thought our love was true. BUt know i see it wasnt, For it left me blue. First we were friends, But then our feeling grew. We one day saw we were in love, Which was something new. We didnt know what to do from then on, If we should fallow our heart, Or just stay friends. Lovers, we thought would be smart. But then you met someone new, And left me. How could you be so mean, How could you flee? I guess we crossed the line, For we are no longer friends, I thought you'd love me, To the bitter end.
• Everything was simple, Everything was fine, I knew i couldnt have you, I knew why, I tried to move on, I dated other guys, But then we'd hnag out, And i knew, to myself I lied. You noticed me drifting, You said "please explain", But, I didnt want to loose you, So, I tried to deal with the pain. It's hard to be with you, It gets harder each day, When i look in your eyes, I feel my body floating away, I miss the way it used to be, You dont feel the change, You dont know i really love you, Im sure to you, Its just a game, As i close my eyes tonight, I'll pray as i was taught to do, Ill pray that you realize that, I love you, But i cant have you.

Well that was alot of reading for you guys. Thanx for you reading. What did u think of them? I think they are cool. I can actually relate to some of those. Well I'm going to go. I'll shall meet you for another entry. Bye bye

*~!Luv Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991 (haha sorry but i had to write that XD).

*~!Good Evening!~*

Hello dear people of the world of boredom. How are you guys today? Im mighty fine!!! ^^. lol
This entry is totally dedicated to quotes!!! Me and Rhiain were bored in science (like usual) so we decided to write random quotes that we like or think are funny. If you find some of them offensive well you can go fuck your self because everyone else thinks its funny. HAHAHA!!!

• You brighten my life like a polysterene hat. But it melts in the sun like a life without love.
• What defines life better than an upbeat Japanese ukulele song. Nothing, thats what!
• I will love you until the sun dont shine 'till the heavens burst and the words dont rhyme.
• I'll stay home foreever. Where 2+2 always equals a five.
• Poo
• Meow
• Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic
• I dont know diary. Sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me... You're my best friend.
• I feel like tacos!! =D
• "I met this HOT chick in a hospital one day". "Dude, that was a hostel".
• "Do you know why.....? Because YOU TOUCH your self at night!!"
• "Do you know how i know your gay? You like COLDPLAY!!"
• "Life isn't about fucking pussies and assholes...It's about looovvee and relationships"
• Now suck my cock!
• Heres a spoon!! So you can eat my ass!!
• So emo it hurts
• I hear voices and they dont like you!!
• My imagery friend thinks that you have serious problems.
• My mummy says that im special and it doesnt matter what the other kids think.
• I dont want to know your name, i just want to bang bang!!
• You were giving me head on that squeeky old bed.
• I dont need no lover just to get a screw.
• Spare crack? Feed the children
• Transformers. Robots in discuise
• You wish you were...
• You mom is ...
• When Im talking to myself... Do not disturb
• EMO KID!!
• My cock is much bigger than yours, My cock can walk right through the door, with the feeling so pure it's got you screeming back for more!
• Dont do it behind the garden gate, love is blind the neighbours ain't!
• What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Both are plastic & little kids turn them on!
• Whats the differenc between a Jockey and Michael Jackson? A jockey has a liscence to ride a 4 year old.
• Yo mumma so fat that when she told Jenny Craig her weight. Jenny said "I wanted your weight not your fone number" (OoOoOoOoOoOo!!! SNAP!!!)
• What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? Where the hell's my tractor?!
• Clowns will eat you
• Santa was sick in my toilet
• The easter bunny is passed out in my backyard
• My guitar lies bleeding in my arms
• DO NOT SET YOUR SELF ON FIRE!! It kinda hurts
• Im cute? NO SHIT!!
• Come to the dark side... We have cookies!!!
• Next time you feel like you are all alone just remember. There are 1000 other whiney kids, JUST LIKE YOU!!!
• They say hard work never hurts anyone... But why take the risk?
• I'm busy, you're ugly... HAVE A NICE DAY!!! :D

Well Thats pretty much what me and rhiain got up to in science. So yer leave a comment and let me know if you have any cool quotes. Until next time farewell...

*~!Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991 ^^

*~!Hello!~*

Greeting dear people from the world of boredom. How are you in this cold day? Well im cold. (duh! lol). Well the reason why i am writing this entry is because some people, not naming anyone *kof, kof, SARA, kof, kof* are winging because I didnt update my blog. Well unlike some people i have a life! And i work as well to get money (hehe). I dont have time to stay 24/7 on my blog. Iam not going to update my blog every single day! Maybe every week.. i dont know. But not every day! Now stop winging and just leave a comment. Thank you ang Goodday.
*~!Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991 (and surprisingly has a LIFE!!!)

*~!Meow!~*

Good evening people from the world of boredom...(hey i actually was bother to write the whole thing haha)...How are you guys? Im bored Im actually supposed to do my geography assignement but the i couldnt be bother so yer... I have message to say to people who leave message that a just...well im not really sure how to describe it...Let say ummm "WTF?!"... I dont know if my stupid aunty realised that i was talking about her but oh well. If you dont know her which i doubt you do she my moms cousin and leaves in tahiti. Shes 18 and is...SHORT!!!!Bahahahaha!!! But she s a cool person though ( i cant believe im saying this). Shes an awersome drawer and listens to good music. So yer thats pretty much all i have to say about her. Shes really that interesting (bahahaha im being mean to her again) haha oh well she'll get over it enventually. haha Well thats all i have to say for today...
Thank you for you visit and goodnight
*~!Lani!~* - protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991

*~!You wish you were a title (wtf?!)!~*

Hello following people of the... blah blah blah...Yeah yeah you know what i mean anyways so why bother. Ok so today i have alot of different things to say, and once again they are totally pointless but funny for some people (which isnt alot of people). Haha as me and panda (a.k.a Ashley) were walking to the bus stop after our music class we just randomly made a song/poem so here it goes: "Poo is like the sky and the sky is like poo", "Poo is like Mrs.Obrien and Mrs. Obrien is like Poo". Isnt that so poetic (pfft no!)? Like I said to crystal this shows the level of maturity that the grade 10s have. Which isnt alot. Anyways... Have you ever been into the Young Adult section in a state library? God the books are sooo lame. We found different tittles such as "The cat ate my gymsuit", "The Pistashio prescription" or "The It guy". All i have to say is...WHAT THE FUCK?!...Do they honestly think that "Young Adults" will read such crap? Ok some of us might be stupid or immature but we are not retarded enough to actually read those kind of crap stories!!! Seriously!!! The only "decent" reading that have are magazines such as "Rolling stones" or "surflife"(or whatever its called). I think that the governement should do a bit of research on the kind of stuff that "Young Adults" are actually interesting in. ANyways changing the subject... I have something else to say (bahaha i have alot of things to say ^^). I dont get why some guys would want to bash another guy because their girlfriends like another guy. WTF?!. That is so fucking lame. If you girlfriend is liking someone else it is most likely for one of those following reasons or not all of them:
1. Your being a dickhead to them and they think that the other guy is nicer or sweeter
2. Your butt ugly and the other guy is like type of guy who looks like a famous gorgeous actor/singer etc.
3. They are getting bored of you.
4.They just dont like anymore and thats it.
Now if you are part of those people who wants to bash other people because they are "stealing" your partner. GET OVER IT!!! GROW UP!!! ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!! Your partner isnt going to come back just because you bashed someone. So just leave it and move on...
*rolls eyes* Well I think thats it for the day. Thank you for your visit and Goodnight.
*~!Luv Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991

*~!Pointless Stuff!~*

Hello people of the blah blah blah... Sorry but i couldnt be bother typing it down again and plus you know what i mean so yer. Ok if you happen to be here, it is most likely due to one of these three reasons:
1. You are a friend of family member of mine. (Hi! What do you think of my latest pointless... umm lets call it thingo coz i really dont know what to call it)
2. This is the result of some terrible surfing mistake. (You poor, poor, net head.)
3. You are under the influence of some sort of drug, and thought that this site looked interesting.
Well, for whatever reason, you are here, and there's very little you can do about it (Mwahahahaha!!), so you might as well read something, right? Feel free to todder about and explore this website. Email me if you like, my inbox is a very lonely place, and I think that my junk mail would enjoy a little company. Keep in mind that this is my first attempt at this, so I would greatly appreciate it if you didnt leave comments under the pseudonym of "Seymore's Butts", and leave some wonder of literary capability like "You really suck at this, you stupid and most likely ugly person". And all of those cyber messages and symbols i wouldnt be able to comprehend. Aside from that, Have some fun and dont keep any high expection of this little thing. And just to give you more reading im giving a list of pointless/random list i found on the net.

• Napkin Rings (WHY?)
• Corn Shaped Corn on the Cob Holder. (most people can plainly see that the vegetable in fron of them is corn. This fact does not need to be emphasized any more. Just let it be. Your corn will thank you.)
• Doileys (Your Grandmother may like them, but their exact purpose is buired somewhere in the sands of time and known only to octogenerians.)
• Leg Warmers (As far as i can see they only warm you ankleys.)
• Toaster Covers (Do toasters get cold? Why do they need a blanket? I dont see how they could get cold with wires that reach temperatures capable of turning bread into carbon)
• Decaffinated coffee. (It actually makes you sleepy and it always tastes like it has been flitered through used tissues.)
• Plastic Furnitures Covers (enough said.)
• Semi-Permanent Dyes and Pigments. (A thing, truly, for the indesicive.)
• Things with dewclaws, Living or Extinct. (What the hell is it? And why is it there? And why is it so unsettling?)
• Pointless Web sites (Like this one which is a pure result of boredom)

Well thats all i have to say for the day. Thank you for visiting and Goodnight.

*~!Lani!~* - Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991

*~!Random Story!~*

Hello fellow people of the world of boredom. Like i said before this site is totally pointless and it has random/pointless things such as stories. Here is a story that i made for Sara in geography. By the way just incase u guys dont know, Miss Hanna is our geography teacher and shes a bitch! So yer... Enjoy!!! Its stars by saying that my birthday was on sunday and then the actual story starts...*dances like retard with sara*...*Sara dies*...*lani laughs at saras stupid death*...bahahaha!!!...*Jake Richarson comes n kisses Sara*...*Lani, Sara, Jake Richerson, Cryz n Garrad Party*...*panda n ryan are not invited because they smell like GO CAT!!!!*...bahahhahaha!!!...*Lani is bored so she gives bird flu to sara*...Hahaha...*Sara dies of bird flu and SARS at the SAME TIME!!!...Bahaha!!...*Lani uses super go cat power to bring Sara back to life*...*Lani uses supergocatpower to give AIDS, SARS, BIRD FLU and EPILEPSY to miss Hanna because she hates her and lani hops she dies*...*Miss Hanna dies of all of these diseases at THE SAME TIME!!*...*Everybody parties, laughs at her retarded death and then throws rooten eggs at her dead body while dancing on it*....Hahahaha!!!...*Story to be continued*...*When lani could be bother*...hahaha!!...
GOODBYE
*~!Lani!~* - protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991.

*~!Greetings!~*

Greetings fellow people from the world of boredom. If you dont know me Im Leilani or Lani if you prefer and i would like to welcome you to my pointless blog. On this blog you might find random stories, statements or complaints. Like i said before this is totally pointless unless you are extremely bored and looking for something pointless to do or read. Please feel free to leave comments or suggestions. Thank you for your visit.
*~!Luv Lani!~*
*Protecting people from the demon of crap since 1991